By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Spicy
Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML
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Orgasmataz 0

OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha

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clumsylobster 17

Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?

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mergeterge 24

Well no shit university dorm walls are thin. This was a surprise to you?

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squarecircles 13

Well it is a dorm after all. I don't think something like that hasn't happened there before. Just sayin.

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laden_swallow09 34

Please tell me everyone in the dorm gave you a round of applause when you opened your door!

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False_Stupidity 41

Totally own it. Clearly you had the best time, out of anyone else in the flat.

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pedinhuh 23

Well, at least it sounds like your first time was a good time... I mean the spanking and all XD....

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

There's no shame in that. But damn, you got freaky for your first time.

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pantherpride63 11

So you like being spanked. Giggity giggity goo!

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