Intimacy: Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being...

By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

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Monday 26 January 2015 20:13

OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha

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oathkeeper99 31

Monday 26 January 2015 7:49

Doesn't matter, had sex?

clumsylobster 17

Monday 26 January 2015 7:51

Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?

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aadgioonoars 8

Tuesday 8 August 2017 1:07

spanking and all ooohhh something fun was happening in there I can tell

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