Intimacy: Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being...

By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

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Orgasmataz 0

Monday 26 January 2015 20:13

OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha

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oathkeeper99 31

Monday 26 January 2015 7:49

Doesn't matter, had sex?

clumsylobster 17

Monday 26 January 2015 7:51

Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?

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rx46590 3

Tuesday 27 January 2015 3:56

doesn't matter, had sex

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 27 January 2015 4:49

When buttsex goes bad...

asilhouette 11

Tuesday 27 January 2015 5:52

maybe not **** your life, but **** you? I think the latter is more fun ;)

woody01373 3

Tuesday 27 January 2015 6:17

I'm jealous of your neighbors

_Dirty_Dan_ 11

Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:10

What is a flat?

fuggotmuggot 14

Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:13

Damn theres already spanking there the first time you have sex?

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 22:27

...so?

silver_fisher 2

Wednesday 28 January 2015 4:52

"I'm so embarrassed that people know that I had sex that I think I will post it on the Internet!....?

briangarnadi 19

Wednesday 28 January 2015 13:28

Atta(insert gender) ?

alex1022 11

Wednesday 28 January 2015 22:24

your first time? and spanking involved? quite adventurous arent we.

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