By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML
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Orgasmataz 0

OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha

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clumsylobster 17

Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?

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gerardtheneko 12

Don't you ever get the feeling that sex is kind of overrated... I mean honestly think about it

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Songstress 3

The only people that agree are usually the people either not having any or are doing it wrong.

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laden_swallow09 34

Sex in advertising, definitely. Actual sex overrated? You're definitely doing it wrong.

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Rababco 29

As someone who's most likely asexual and has no real interest in having sex, I feel like sex is overrated but I know sex is important to most people. I feel like society is too obsessed with sex though and people like to talk about it so much.

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ronski 41

Hold your head high & go for seconds

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interesting33 36

It's fine - walls at uni are always paper thin and everyone hears. As long as it isn't inconsiderate (like loud and late at night or during exams) most people are fine with it. I had never heard sex before uni and the girl next to my room had it a lot - seriously don't worry about it.

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exoticwaved 9

Way to set the bar! Sounds like your lover knows what they are doing.

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sexymomo1234 20

Well now your whole dorm and all of FML knows now!!! Hope it was fun for you though!!!

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wvcheesehead 13

As an automobile enthusiast... it sounds like you were a cherry ride.

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LittleMissShadow 16

Who cares?! You got laid!

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