Intimacy: Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:36 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 00:30

Today, I flushed the toilet while my boyfriend was showering. He responded by throwing a huge fit, saying how if he “gets a cold” from being “forced” to shower in cold water, I’m gonna “have to stay home and take care of him until he’s better.” FML

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Equality

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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By marysparklez - 05/03/2021 22:59

Today, my boyfriend is once again mad at me because I refused to have shower sex with him. I’m too embarrassed to explain to him that ever since I could remember, if I don’t take my showers sitting down, I vomit. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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beneathitallxx 15

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:35

Next time pee on him, see how he likes it.

DJisHere11 19

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:35

Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?

Comments

ViviMage 38

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:29

Urine is sterile and there is an urban legend that urinating on your feet helps with foot fungus. If you're gonna tell him to stop peeing on you, you need to use a second bathroom to do your business while he's in the shower or wait your turn. Fair's fair!

BobbieH 19

Thursday 25 July 2013 13:43

Urine is only sterile at the bladder. There's a theory that "mid-stream" would also be sterile because the bacteria in the urethra has been cleared by that point but there isn't evidence to support that. Urine is even less sterile for women and uncircumcised men because the urine crosses tissue and membrane as it leaves the urethra.

awkwardloveannie 28

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:31

maybe he wants you to do it in the shower with him, why waste the "precious" material on the toilet

odamaliekh 26

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:35

Why on earth do your boyfriend pee at you?

awkwardloveannie 28

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:39

people pay hundreds to get peed or crapped on...

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 16 December 2015 19:02

Yeah, people with sick fetishes.

AtomicDiamond87 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:39

Sounds like you need a new boyfriend or he needs a new mom. I'm joking but that's still disgusting

greggly123 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 4:00

Oh so you can't use the toilet, but he can replace you AS the toilet???

msbeans07 2

Thursday 25 July 2013 4:18

Your bf is a nasty moron.

B00K_L0V3R93 31

Thursday 25 July 2013 5:22

Peeing on you in the shower and you using the toilet while he's in the shower are two completely different things. Double standards much! So defs FYL and you need to have a serious talk with your bf.