By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:36 - United States - Anchorage

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Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML
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beneathitallxx 15

Next time pee on him, see how he likes it.

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Colecto_fml 26

Well it is kinda gross to pee when somebody else is in the room with you... I could never do that

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hcollins1 18

So you don't use public bathrooms? Considering there could be a number of people in there.

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angeluv_2014 22

Obviously you've never enjoyed the closeness of a long-term/live in relationship (male or female/ sexual or friendship)

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doodlecloud 26

Not everyone has the luxury of multiple bathrooms in one house. If someone's taking a really long shower sometimes you just gotta go. I would never poop when someone was in the shower but I have had to pee before. Not ideal but they can't see or hear you due to the shower curtain and running water so it's not that bigger deal.

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TheDrifter 23

Well, if you weren't using it from in the shower he might not be as freaked out.

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jessBeAqueen 13

drip drip drip....? clearly no one here has watched the Chappell show -_-

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gallaeo 21

"I wanna turn your face into a toilet bowl"..lol...gotta love Chapell.

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Futacy 29

Aww, how romantic! He emphasises the fact that you're all his by pissing all over you like a dog. That's too sweet <3

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Futacy 29

Any 11 year-old who takes showers with their girlfriend is another facepalm of society.

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angeluv_2014 22

Or the manliest 11 year old ever.... actually, come to think of it, I showered with my boyfriend when I was 11... long story

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EpicSquishii 21

Unless you're going to clarify to make it less gross, don't reveal vague details about 11 year olds naked together. That shit is disturbing

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Jazer22 10

Eat some refried beens, Take a huge dump without him knowing and close the door with the lock on. Have fun. :)

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Enslaved 36

Ugh! My guy also pees in the shower when I'm in there with him. :P He doesn't pee on me but I'm still subjected to that lovely smell and get zero warning. :P

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worldclassrager 39

Have a secondary bathroom? Looks like you can't win...but there is probably a loop hole somewhere...

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tazmanmike2013 17

YDI because after the first time of him peeing on you, you should have left. Why would you want to be with someone like this?

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EpicSquishii 21

It's almost painful to read what relationships are ended over these days. You do realize that urine can be washed off almost instantly in the shower, right? Or that urine is sterile and won't get you sick from contact? Yeah it's icky and of course people are grossed out by the thought but in the grand scheme of things, leaving someone you love forever over something so childishly absurd is like using a bazooka to kill a fly.

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ZingZilla 8

Wait! You've used one of those to kill a fly? Sod seeing your house, must be very drafty.

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