By whitechocolate - 20/07/2009 02:05 - United States

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Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML
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Darth_Taco 14

Oh wow...what do you even say to that? Well, when it comes time to leave home, I suggest you and your brother go far away XP.

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Smiley_70 22

OK - things like this - you don't need to know about your folks. Best thing is to realise it is their issue to deal with - nothing you can do. Just be glad you haven't walked in on them!

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Kayleen 0

you're the only guy out there that doesn't want a threesome

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Chfanfiction 0

Well, I guess that makes me weird. and if that's what it takes I'm okay with that.

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k_100 0

#120 i totally agree with you, i don't understand whats attraction in threesomes, too awkward

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zargon 1

A threesome is a logistical nightmare... no thank you.

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mathoreeeeo 14

so now your mad at your parents because they didn't tell you wtf???

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Kandyland 12

Don't feel bad. It took me 18 years to figure out that not only is my dad bisexual, but he and my step-mom are swingers. Almost every one of their friends and people that I've called "aunt" and "uncle" over the years are really their sex partners. I also found pics of my dad in drag on the computer. Yeah. So seriously, your problem is almost normal. lol

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DizzyDaydreams 1

FYL. It's not her business to butt in into her parents sex life, but she HAS the right to be concerned about them. I would freak out if I found out that my parents has been having threesome for several years now.

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hattergonemad 10

Freaking out may not be the proper response, but you could definitely ask questions about it. In the specific circumstances described in the OP, I'd be upset they didn't introduce him to me as their partner. (If that's what he is, it sounds like it). I'd like to know all the members of my family, thank you.

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marleyvk 0

im sorry, but if you want to have multiple sexual partners... dont get married. i know people disagree, and no im not some preachy christian, im an atheist, but i firmly think that marriage is a bond between two people. not three. and also if i get married, no one but me is touching my husband.

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rasta_pasta 4

sorry, but you just made an irrelevant judgment call. you say you're not being preachy but you're telling other people that they shouldn't get married because what they do within that marriage doesn't agree with your fragile mores.

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mullisupreme 16

well would you have been any happier with that knowledge?! highly doubt that. and on top, everybody is entitled to fullfill their sexuall fantasies, your parents just as much as yourself ;-)

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hattergonemad 10

Would have been overjoyed in fact, if only because it would make it easier for my family to accept my relationship of 3.

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Carlos_bh 10

They're grown adults, if they're happy then let it be.

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