By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
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ekb777 13

If only childbirth was like taking a big dump..

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mimikinsz01 6

Maybe that's a sign she wants to have a kid lbs

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TeenieRee_2032 27

I say your gf is a complete moron. Get out now. If she is that dramatic about taking a dump imagine how she's going to react to "real" issues.

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AshaaFerreira 22

I think your reading into the fml a little too much. Maybe in her mind its a joke and it's how she passes her "poopie" Time

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Wafflestomper 22

Did you know that polar bears yell when they poop? It's true.

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buddy51 23

OP- What does she do when she urinates? I'm betting she sings the Looney Toons theme at high volume.... Run now, OP, don't look back when the screaming starts, you don't want to see the episiotomy or the final push and the birth!!

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linjizzy 6

She's a keeper!!!! You're an idiot if you let this one go. Have a sense of humor :)

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auroravi 6

haha your username made me laugh out loud

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D3ATHZ3RO 15

Run, just run, don't look back, run!

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limitedition 25

Oh the fun stuff we find out about the ones we love once we move in. Yet another example of how "try before you buy" is a good idea.

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AshaaFerreira 22

That's a good one my parents always told me that men are like vehicles test drive before buying.

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DaggersEdge 6

all she left behind after that was terror, run for it OP

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