By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 21:06 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML
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You deserved it 11 024
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ComoEsJuan 24

Ask him if his mouth has any connection to his brain. What an ass.

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Jelbeztok 17

if i were you, im pretty sure i'd make him wait a while even after the two weeks.

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robclnt 1

I dont remember writing this -_- this is what my fiance has said

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SouthernGrl94 14

ya, my fiance would do the same....men suck..

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JamesRay 3

Ok he should have asked in a more sensitive mannerism but I dont see it as selfish. There have been times where sex isnt an option but my fiance needs to be tended to, so I go down on her. There have been times where she has finished but shes sore so we stop and shes too worn out to finish me. Its all about reciprocation She'll make up for it just like I would for her.

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TheMystery13 13

"Nope. It has nothing to do with my ******** either, but oddly enough, my ******** has a lot to do with my mouth. Now shave up and wet your lips, assface.

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zombienationxo 9

I don't understand why practically no one can go without sex. Sure it's fun and all, but if you love someone you can wait.

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blala2733 5

Screw that!!! Suck him off!!! He's got needs too!!!

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badkid91 11

While that does suck, that doesn't mean you can't go down on him..

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