Tell him if your not getting any he's not either. But kudos for his smart comment.

One of the many reasons my flatmate's going to be a solo mum soon is pretty similar to this. Her ex apparently CANNOT go a week without sex, no matter what's wrong with her that she can't or doesn't want to. He is a douche in many ways, though.

... I guess you should have seen that coming, huh? lol

Given his blatant insensitivity, complete self-absorption, and lack of pretty basic intelligence, shouldn't this FML be about your "ex-fiance"? Or are you really that desperate that you'd actually marry an idiot?

"you first."

I hate that! men suck! my fiancé does sbit like this all the time. I hate it. I'm sorry. youre not alone

Tell him to use his hand.

Well maybe that's his roundabout way of asking you to pleasure him with your mouth, seeing as sexual intercourse is unavailable to him currently.

Get it checked. Do a pap smear

That is cockpunch worthy.