By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 21:06 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24

Ask him if his mouth has any connection to his brain. What an ass.

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Jelbeztok 17

if i were you, im pretty sure i'd make him wait a while even after the two weeks.

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Deadmike 7

I'm sorry you're having a problem, but I think it's a valid point he made. if my girlfriend had such a problem I'd never make the mistake of saying so, but if she did and make an effort to pleasure me with her mouth it would mean something. but most people are too selfish and do nothing that's not for their own pleasure. if it was in some way the other way around I wouldn't hesitate to pleasure my girlfriend and would be happy for her. that is love in my opinion. and now no doubt I'll get plenty of negative votes.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Oh the irony that you consider her behaviour as selfish. Is his girlfriend his sex doll? That the guy cannot picture 2 small weeks without any kind of sexual intercourse is really pathetic and insensitive. His first concern should be her health, not if he is going to get some.

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vencku 13

While I agree that it would be nice of OP to service her fiance despite her condition, that should be her decision. Her man shouldn't pressure her. It might have been a joke, but some women do feel uncomfortable when put on the spot like that. It should be offered, not asked.

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dawood_k 27

One of the best of FML for 2013. Oh and best response is by #112 112 if inly more ppl could be like you the world be a better place....there'd never be any dullness Oh let's not forget about OP's fiancé this dude. You're the dude of the year

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TattooInvasion 14

What about his mouth? He can use his as well . . .

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aec30168 4

bleeding from your cervix is called your period it comes out through there where else would it come from?

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jeepers_1 21

You don't bleed from your cervix during your period... You bleed from the lining of the uterus shedding... It just happens to go through your cervix.

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hunts19ketchup 23

#148, I have to wonder how old you are. Bleeding from the cervix is a serious medical issue, not a normal thing that happens every month.

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katt_is_here 24

This is why abstinence only education is a bad idea. Right here.

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_NeoQueen_ 7

....so why is he your fiance??

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bobslawnservice 16

I hope that you are ok and that it is nothing too serious.

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pinchepriscyla 9

Well it is a valid question

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Jennielee 6

That's when you say, as long as there is nothing wrong with yours!

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