By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 21:06 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24

Ask him if his mouth has any connection to his brain. What an ass.

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Jelbeztok 17

if i were you, im pretty sure i'd make him wait a while even after the two weeks.

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kaoticroy 10

He should be supportive , I don't blame him , it's one of the things that couples need to be cooperative with

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westcody 8

Yep, I get your gyno said no, but what does your dentist say?

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