Work: Today, I found out that I don't have to work tomorrow. Normally...

By imahater07 - 28/01/2016 07:02 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I found out that I don't have to work tomorrow. Normally I would be thrilled to hear this, but not from the 6 o'clock news, doing a piece on my work's rat infestation and indefinite shut down. FML

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By NoSleep - 26/09/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I had my first day off in weeks. I was excited about getting to sleep in, until my boss called me at 6:30 in the morning to remind me I didn't have to come into work. Thanks. FML

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By Andrew Dutch Beebe - 25/08/2019 20:00

Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, I found out I'm getting laid off. However, they're keeping my coworker who rarely shows up and sleeps all the time when he's there. FML

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By Masonlee89 - 21/11/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, it was supposed to be payday. Instead, it was the day I found out that, for two weeks, I have been volunteering for Habitat for Humanity, and am not actually employed by a construction company. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 08:01

Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML

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By Pizzaguy - 02/08/2012 16:22 - United States - Dundee

Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML

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By Tired - 12/01/2015 14:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

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By extrashiftwhoo - 04/11/2016 13:59 - Australia - Preston

Today, I really didn't want to go to work. Still, I showed up for work early on the busiest night of the week and stayed back until past 10 p.m. Exhausted, I went to sign off the roster when I realised that, in fact, I was not rostered on for today at all. I'm on tomorrow, though. FML

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Taking the mickey

By Anonymous - 23/06/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, exactly 19 seconds after I logged on, my boss Zoom-called me to let me know 3 people are out sick, probably until Monday, so if I wouldn’t mind doing their work as well so we don’t fall behind, within working hours, no overtime available. He wasn’t happy when I told him no. FML

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By MBrabs1996 - 19/12/2018 05:00

Today, despite the schedule saying I was off, I found out I’m supposed to be working because my boss changed the schedule without my knowledge. FML

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Thursday 28 January 2016 16:52

Do you work in extermination?

GoldenOP 15

Thursday 28 January 2016 16:53

Sucks to hear OP, Goodluck in findnig another job.

Comments

guttedbrit 26

Thursday 28 January 2016 17:47

oh wow! where on earth did you work? Sorry to hear that, OP. I sincerely hope you find another job soon.

geekpower_fml 28

Thursday 28 January 2016 18:13

You must be gutter'd.

weird_adult 27

Thursday 28 January 2016 18:32

Have you be en cooking with a rat in your chefs Cap again op?

SubparAtBest 23

Thursday 28 January 2016 23:44

France op

LPac5295 27

Thursday 28 January 2016 18:48

On the bright side now there's no chance of you getting ill from working there.

Thorn9000 17

Thursday 28 January 2016 19:00

The rats probably stole all the money so the company would be shut down, leaving the rats to gain full control of the building. (jk but sorry about that op I hope you find a new job that's not rat infested)