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By handyman13 - 25/07/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

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OhzTP 7

Monday 25 July 2011 11:56

seems legit.

cc_the_beast 6

Monday 25 July 2011 12:36

You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!

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hellokimmiee 5

Monday 25 July 2011 21:38

Umm, you clearly deserved this. Everyone knows that you can't fish without a license, like you can't hunt without a license, or drive without a license. You're all saying "big deal" but it's like stealing if you don't pay the fee :P

kelseysking 26

Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:26

If you have private land you can hunt and fish without a license

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 25 July 2011 21:55

You deserve the death penalty.

broomhildo 19

Monday 25 July 2011 22:56

I bet you're regretting not paying a small fee for a license now.

LemonShrubStalli 5

Monday 25 July 2011 23:16

YDI, bro.

dirtymikentheboy_fml 0

Monday 25 July 2011 23:32

You deered to kill the kings dare

ilovepotatoes419 14

Monday 25 July 2011 23:45

loser

KYLAisaBITCH 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:18

woulda sucked if it was your own pond... but ya know youre supposed to have license to fish...

jshicksSN 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:45

thats ******* retarded and uncalled for. I could understand if you were a poacher and such....?

cherrygirl2010 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:24

did you show up for court?

leckert2 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:31

only illegal if your on a boat

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