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By handyman13 - 25/07/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2024 06:00 - United States - Albion

Today, I went fishing and the game warden stopped and asked for my license, only to find out I'd let it expire. He told me if I went and got it renewed, I wouldn’t get a ticket. On the way to get a new fishing license, I got pulled over and given a ticket for expired inspection. FML

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By dawg - 15/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Stuart

Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML

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By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 06:00 - United States - New Rochelle

Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML

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By novapine - 01/10/2013 08:34 - United States - Staffordsville

Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

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By jhughes1997 - 17/06/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00

Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML

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By lalala - 14/06/2011 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

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By Wolf - 07/11/2018 15:30

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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OhzTP 7

Monday 25 July 2011 11:56

seems legit.

cc_the_beast 6

Monday 25 July 2011 12:36

You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!

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aznman1213 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:37

lol I got a ticket for not having a license...I was tight too

hahahafyl9710_fml 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:43

LAWL!

tennischik211 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:21

police these days...

majorsemperfi 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:46

that's bull I'm a police officer and you only get a fine from the warden its not an offence you can be arrested for...nice try

Maximus_Axiom 7

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:03

Hoped you caught a decent amount of tasty fish OP

RawrGoesTheDino4 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:47

YDI DUMBASS

calvo_07 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:21

what an idiot!

chelseaaababyyy 17

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:47

fishing without a license is a serious offense ! we lock up murderers and rapist and let these people run free, just fishing away !!

omgcookeys 15

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:10

I have a right to voice my thoughts without being told to shut up thank you very much. I understand you are upset with me saying that fishing is murder and me thinking it was wrong, and I'm sorry you do not agree. I realize it was my mistake to even post my comment and I apologize.

chelseaaababyyy 17

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:04

204 - what ?

LuhDemDinosaurz 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:43

wow. see I can understand a drivers license. it proves uv been tested and are safe on the road. then theirs the fishing license. that proves u spent $10.

rjw104 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:10

lmao my dad is a game warden and he wouldve given me a ticket regardless so don't feel to bad

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