By Anonymous - 11/11/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Marshillboy 0

I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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cat_lady 0

i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.

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bonghit420 0

good for you, you stupid bitch

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Mulada 0

Aren't we over-populated as it is?

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Sparkiee93 3

This is what secret abortions where made for. XD That's what you get for being a hypocrite :p Name the baby Sparkles for me?

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macgruberiscool 0

Ever heard of condoms????????????

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macgruberiscool 0

Ever heard of condoms????????????

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Lautaro 0

That's what you get for being a ******* hypocrite. YDI for being with an abstinence group in the first place.

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one2gun 0

if you like to f**k that much why would you even be in an abstinence group.... you bring new meaning the saying "undercover hoe" lol gratz on da baby tho

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TheTragicReturn 0

You're right about only one thing: somebody did FYL. YDI.

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yuriq 2

I've been reading FML for months now, but I created an account specifically to comment on this: you are an unbelievable hypocrite and you deserve all of it.

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MoradoJess 0

Unless you were raped (which considering how you posted about it on the internet I doubt) YDI. I'm pro sex before marriage but have you not heard of condoms.

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