By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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Flyingaceograham 7

I lower the flag of my heart to quarter staff in condolence to your unfortunate allergy

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designguy78 2

There is quite literally no way you can be allergic to bacon. It's salt and pork, neither of which contain allergens.

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thedimedrl 0

You've clearly never heard of people with allergies to certain meats. I went to school with a kid years ago who was a vegan because he was allergic to all meats. they caused his throat to swell and close.

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Kokuryu12 0

You poor miserable person

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thedimedrl 0

what did you do to piss off God so badly He'd take his amazing gift of bacon away from you?! Did you kick a puppy in the face or something?

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lilny5613 10

NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! :( you poor thing. At least you're not allergic to muffins or cake right?

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chinagirl3343 8

A moment of silence for our fallen companion. ...............My deepest sympathies.

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epicliz 5

This has to be a fake FML. Simply because you cant just be allergic to bacon, it would have to be all meat made of pig, or all meat in general. Unless they simply got food poisoning...

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AliceLockehart 18

That'd be a pretty epic way to commit suicide though. Death by bacon, nom nom nom.

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YummiliciousLibb 4

You idiot. You can't just be allergic to bacon. You're allergic to pig most likely and who gives a shit try turkey bacon its healthier and has less fat

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YoungeShadyy 4

Ohmygod your life sucks, that's too bad.

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