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By hellnooo - 15/08/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

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By littl3storm - 23/12/2020 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML

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By DamnMyOvaries - 02/05/2017 17:00 - United States - Groves

Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By soccerscout7 - 08/02/2011 12:48

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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NOT NOW!

By LamingtonSalad - 02/08/2022 18:00

Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML

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By FuckYouMotherNature - 07/08/2013 06:51 - United States - Merced

Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML

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DevineLegacy 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:50

haven't you seen blood before you turned 16?

alice_xoxo 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:52

periods suck >:(

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madforpink 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 13:59

i got mine when i was 11 when my parents went to new york for the weekend and i had to stay at my grandparents for 3 days. i got it on the first there, i remember crying on the toilet thinking about what i should do

madforpink 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 14:03

great timing eh? i freaked out, i had no idea of what to do. i couldnt call my parents, tgey were watching a play lol

cactus_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 14:06

I'm kinda confused about how you didn't realize you puked and fainted at the sight of blood before now. I mean, you have to have seen blood in person or on TV some time in the previous 16 years of your life. But FYL.

ecanderson 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 14:30

It's not a phobia. It's vasovagal syncope. I have it too. It's a physiological reaction that when you see a trigger (in our case) blood, your blood pressure plummets, your brain is deprived of oxygen, and you pass out.

novellover63 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 15:22

Tampons are your best friend.

Withdrawn 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 15:37

Sucks to have hemophobia, good luck.

woah_dang_baby_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 16:21

Isn't that abnormal? I got mine when I was 11. I thought it was normal to get it up until you're 15...

VoGuE221 5

Sunday 16 August 2009 18:10

Just get on seasonique cuz then you only have to deal with it 4 times a year

Paige_Nicole10 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:51

i don't reccomend seasonique. it made my already heavy flow which usually happens every other week, not stop for about a month with a week break then start up again, about ten times as heavy. like usually i have to wear super plus and a night time pad with a day time to not bleed through. and like i couldnt even leave the house