Health: Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight...

By hellnooo - 15/08/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML

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By littl3storm - 23/12/2020 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML

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By DamnMyOvaries - 02/05/2017 17:00 - United States - Groves

Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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By soccerscout7 - 08/02/2011 12:48

Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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By LamingtonSalad - 02/08/2022 18:00

Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML

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By FuckYouMotherNature - 07/08/2013 06:51 - United States - Merced

Today, I realized I'm getting my period pretty soon. How? I started crying and throwing plates because I thought we were out of sweet bread. FML

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DevineLegacy 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:50

haven't you seen blood before you turned 16?

alice_xoxo 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:52

periods suck >:(

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TotallyAwesome 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:11

From what I remember from health class, it's not actually blood. It's kind of like the pre-stages of placenta. It's there so that your egg can survive. How would an egg get nutrition from blood? Just remember it's not blood.

Paige_Nicole10 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:48

actually, your health teacher is an idiot. it is blood we shed the lining of our uterus, which thickens as the cycle continues because they uterus needs to be thicker to carry out a success ful pregnancy, as in to protect the egg.

chexmixbmx 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:37

shes 16 and hasnt had a period...?

RuralNinja 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:07

How can you be squeamish about yourself? Btw, did you know that there can be up to 15 pints of blood in an average adult male? Thats a lot of blood.

Naddy11 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:44

Sweet jesus. I just started my period yesterday and the only thing i had a spazz about was telling my mom. Not to mention my 2 sisters who forced me to have a toast and do a victory dance celebrating my entrance into woman-hood. >.< i'm 14.

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Monday 17 August 2009 11:57

Haha be glad you don't have my friends mother, she had a 'blood party' for her daughter. It was very entertaining :D

mokiwolf 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:50

Soo... you're 16 and STILL haven't started your period? And why the **** haven't you gone to a gynecologist or informed someone? That's not normal.

MusicFreek7 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:58

Its Not Blood

bmx5S5 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:04

ur 16 and dont get periods?

staceybby 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:04

wtf is with everyone saying its not normal? some girls don't start until they're like 18.

rosyrose 0

Monday 17 August 2009 3:30

yet most girls start from 12-13...

yoshiyoshi_fml 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:23

I started my period when I was 12. It's been 5 years and I'm still not regular. My point is that some people start later than others. Get off OP's back.

jesskuhliisa 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:56

so what if she hasnt had her period yet i got mine when i was like 11 but i know people who havent got theirs yet and they are 17 so i dont see why this is a big deal to so many of you and that sucks OP that you faint at the sight of blood that should be fun :P