By JPF - 13/08/2009 03:13 - Australia

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Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML
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fudrick 0

@#201 You're obviously only saying that because you don't have a brother. Either that, or you're ****** up.

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StingMunFizzy 0

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bend down n' touch your toes, Im gonna show you where the wild goose goes O_O

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andrew1987 0

all you people saying 'don't drop the soap' and 'watch out' need to shut the **** up. why do straight people think that every gay person wants to **** them. gay people think just like straight people do, they just have a sexual attraction to the other sex.

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timtam24 0

"he's always wanted to have sex with me."

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frickity 0

That's really creepy if your brother has been turned on by you for a significant amount of time. And i'm sure even creepier if you find out your brother has these thoughts. Also that sucks just finding out that news. Sorry man.

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SMDBEEZY 0

Honestly if that is real a little self medication would go a long way if ya know what i mean

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santafay 0

well at least you wont have that whole awkward "meet the parents" scene... Sorry...I couldn't resist :D

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lolololcheese 0

sounds like a porno. incest for the wincest!

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Jazzywrites007 2

I'd imagine *you* would; considering the fact that your father has probably been banging those britches of yours for years.

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Talonaran 2

I SAID WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT

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yowzerz 5

FAKE! I don't care how gay your brother is, I highly doubt he would ever have wanted to do you. Adopted or not, you were raised as brothers, that's the only way he's ever going to see you. If I had a really hot brother and found out he was adopted, I still wouldn't want to do him because he's still my brother, and that's all I'd ever see him as.

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zargon 1

Sadly, as it turns out, while most of us are that way, a small minority of the population (gay, straight, and otherwise, though, admittedly, I've mostly heard of guys wanting their 'hot sister', so pimpin88 above is just stupid (but we knew that)) actually don't feel the same effect for some reason.

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slashgoddess 0

my suggestion is if you like him too go for it. if you don't like him tell him to stop screwing up your relationship. just that simple. don't bring the morality into this. because it's 'er...'

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she_bangs 0

Aussie boys are hot, yes. It'd be something to do when it's a boring day at home. I kid. I mean unless you want to... hahaha

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