By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML
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Battledog5006 0

Dam that's one sharp dick

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btnhdude 0

you're in an abusive relationship lady.

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Comments

WhoopsMyBad459 7

I've been humped by a bulldog before. My friends just sat there laughing but I ended getting deep scratches.

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martinez121797 15

Should have it go at till it was out of breath

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Mortoli 30

Next time kick the dog in the balls

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dannnngthatsux 19

And where do we kick you?

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Epickitty58 29

Who deserves a Milkbone?

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queenofbrooklyn 6

Wow, just like when females try to resist men

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dihannasaurus 9

it would be rape if it continued humping after hurting you

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sallygee 9

if its your dog you should get him fixed. he'll stop humping.

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