By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML
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Battledog5006 0

Dam that's one sharp dick

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btnhdude 0

you're in an abusive relationship lady.

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alwaysandforever_fml_fml 0

YDI for having an attractive leg! lol

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ohpoopy 2

thats horrible. its not ur fault. y should peta kill tjem. how wpuld u like a dog humping u !!!

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omgpotato 5

wow..... try doing it woth a great dang needless to say... u need a LOT more stiches

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olg2209 0

you must enjoy it make sure you give him a treat when he finishes

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x_missystaceey 0

LMAO, can't you run ? I'll kick it then leg it like he'll !!

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Mauskau 35

That dog almost weighs as much as me...

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dannnngthatsux 19

Would we have to get stitches if you humped our leg?

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justbigbs 6

ydi for having the dog, and not spading/neutering it, or chain it down

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