By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML
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Battledog5006 0

Dam that's one sharp dick

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btnhdude 0

you're in an abusive relationship lady.

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underpaid011 0

but bulldogs need to get off too. have you no compassion?

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Steffers183 7

I have a bull dog. I smacked him upside the head and say no in a deep voice. He didn't do it again. You must've did it wrong. Try not to put yourself in it's mouth next time ^^

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paras0mnia 3

Aww, poor wittle doggy... didn't even get to bust a nut, oh and it's a shame whatever happened to you :P

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omghellokitty90 0

probably something like, "Raaaaaaahhhoooouuuwaaa" or is that human?...o_0

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quaddrummer93 0

Moderated? Really? Mine was just as bad as some others that are there

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OochenSnoochen 15

I loled at facedesk.

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norvak1 0

next time keep the peanut butter out of ur snatch, bitch fyl

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norvak1 0

next time keep the peanut butter out of ur snatch bitch, poor dog was hungry, peta should kill u

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