Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have...

By shorty - 11/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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By "taelor14" - 08/11/2017 01:30

Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 23:39 - United States

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

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By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

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By forever_young - 13/05/2016 13:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML

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By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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By John Doe - 04/03/2024 13:00 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I was standing in a bus, hanging on to a pole. At a roundabout, I turned with the bus… and blocked my spine. I'm 22 years-old. FML

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By Tiny - 29/07/2014 08:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 11 April 2011 22:35

There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...

MysticMint 0

Monday 11 April 2011 22:28

But short people are cute. ;)

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monkeyinsilk 7

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:37

it seems like this one is posted about once a month, and its not even that funny, not to mention obviously false

NaoPudding 8

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:41

Well, you're not 2 inches shorter, so no booster seat for you. It's okay, I'm short too. There's nothing wrong with being short.

lextheplex 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:57

lmfao I hate short people:)

jjames67 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:59

my cousin's wife is technically too short to sit in the front seat of his truck. she's supposed o use a booster seat and she's 24.

SteelCladAngel 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:27

and? you're short....

tenniscrazy2 6

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:31

Good thing you're not 2 inches shorter :-D

monkeyluvz 7

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:34

Welcome to my world OP, except I just turned 22 and I actually got a ticket at 19 for NOT being in a booster seat

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 12 April 2011 18:43

that sucks

Jelizondo 1

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:40

short woman are sexy :)

dansco 24

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:41

But you aren't so shut up shortarse!

RainbowFormation 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:45

FYL ^ That suckss

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