Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have...

By shorty - 11/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

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By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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By "taelor14" - 08/11/2017 01:30

Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 23:39 - United States

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

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You deserved it 3 233

By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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You deserved it 5 940

By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

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By forever_young - 13/05/2016 13:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML

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By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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By John Doe - 04/03/2024 13:00 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I was standing in a bus, hanging on to a pole. At a roundabout, I turned with the bus… and blocked my spine. I'm 22 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 104

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By Tiny - 29/07/2014 08:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 11 April 2011 22:35

There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...

MysticMint 0

Monday 11 April 2011 22:28

But short people are cute. ;)

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kera_kills_heart 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 16:14

that's ok I'm in the same situation... and I'm not legally a midget or dwarf or anything I'm just hella short! lol it sucks but sometimes there's benefits.

vmg131 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 17:26

hey! so what? small girls are cute! i am 22 and I'm only five feet tall.. and I was under car seat weight until I was 15 or so..

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 12 April 2011 18:44

this one makes no sence suck it up

dantheman1988 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 19:38

but youre not 2 inches shorter so quit complaining and go live life to the fullest.

silver_85 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 21:14

....but you're not 2 inches shorter, right?

chelspm 5

Tuesday 12 April 2011 22:20

But your not 2 inches shorter, if I were 1 inch shorter I would have to as well and I'm 20, but I'm not so I don't have to. No big deal.

Sethryn1392 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 23:08

Whoah! Me too! Lol.

funkysam123 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 23:40

Surely that's a good thing and not an FML.

kierikatastrophe 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 1:20

lol I'm 17 and 4 10 I know it sucks sometimes but I like it

fastspeed1234 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 2:57

snooki!!! :D haha

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Today, I was at a party. A friend and I went to the bathroom together. She finished, I started to go, realising I need to shit. She was still in the room. People began to knock. My brain told me to snap the shit in half… with my hand. I grabbed the toilet paper with said hand, leaving the bathroom covered in shit. FML

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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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Today, I sent a cute, jokey text to my girlfriend saying, "Just in case the world ends, I love you." Not only did she dump me because I was an "idiot for believing in the doomsday", which I don't, she also wrote a Facebook status about it. Now everyone thinks I'm mentally unstable. FML

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Today, my family and I finally moved out of our apartment, and into a more accommodating house. However, as we were leaving, my brother leans over and whispers in my ear, "I've masturbated in every room of that apartment, but it was the best in your room." We've lived there for 3 years. FML

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Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML

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