By AlwaysGottaFML - 20/08/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 585
You deserved it 3 987

Same thing different taste

Comments

ironik970 13

Seems like he will now be an army of one.

bubo_fml 10

Secret Op work...He was deep undercover...Plowing foreign soil...Looks like his cover is blown...

duckman9 55

Lets hope his cover is still intact.. we wouldn't want to have little soldiers in 9 months.

What a fag, I mean, being stationed is serious stuff, and using that as a excuse is terrible, therefor, he is a fag.

That's why you tell his commanders and take all his money.

That's why you tell his commanders and take all his money.

Can't he be kicked out of the military for cheating?

madeline1960 0

WOW ? that's all I could say .

ramband2009 0

The operating word here is "Other" girlfriend's house. Two girlfriends and a wife, hmmm? Wow.

...Pretty sure that's a typo. Perhaps she meant either "another woman's house" or "his girlfriend's house" and mentally jumbled them. Completely understandable, given the shock of her husband turning out to be a massive douche-canoe.

The army doesn't have that anymore. They just got rid of the retirement.