Love: Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan,...

By AlwaysGottaFML - 20/08/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2024 18:00 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Jessi - 21/07/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

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By lilrudegirl - 22/06/2010 02:12 - France

Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML

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Distance makes the heart…

By unknown - 27/02/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 12:30 - India - Moradabad

Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML

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By unwed - 11/12/2010 06:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

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By copenhagen20 - 05/03/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

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By KMAC - 16/03/2010 20:14 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 423

You deserved it 3 364

Hat Up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my partner was sent 450 miles away by the army, after he had been home for only 22 hours. Yesterday they told him he could come home for 2 weeks. I guess the British army doesn't want me to be happy. FML

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SunnyUserName123 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:21

Staton your foot in his ass.

miz66independent 1

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:21

Black **** down?

Comments

Zacisaurus 3

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:51

Haha, he's a clever one! Except him getting caught...that sucks.

linzee129 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:52

DAMN!! what an asshole!!! hope his dick falls off!!!

Friaza 29

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:03

^ That's sick.

redheadcaligurl 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:55

What an ass! But your stupid too... How did you not know???

Someofthisisfunn 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 18:56

Other girlfriend? He's got more than one? Chalk one up for the troops!

BrittanyB94 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:02

That seriously sucks

BighornB 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:05

Get even, sleep with his best friend and send him a video of it.

gribbles 12

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:18

Jarhead (:

KasaraEm13 12

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:12

That's a dishonorable discharge for sure.

sara09_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:24

Aw! I'm sorry! FYL. I've had an experience like that. He really wished he didn't cheat after I was finished with him!

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:25

Ugh. Honestly... People like that are scum of the Earth...

mxfarrell11 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:35

Call of booty

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Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML

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Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

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