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By daragnan - 10/01/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

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You deserved it 3 088

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Same thing different taste

By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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You deserved it 767

By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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You deserved it 3 563

By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 120

You deserved it 8 923

By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 625

You deserved it 5 766

Kinda true, though

By Ponce de Leon's folly - 08/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML

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You deserved it 1 116

By Godwhy - 17/09/2018 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 665

You deserved it 230

By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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You deserved it 6 112

By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 405

Caught!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 049

You deserved it 82

By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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You deserved it 3 853

neko_ceko 3

Monday 11 January 2010 1:12

Who can resist Tarzan?

elisabethecstasy 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:13

Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.

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omgsome1helpme 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:01

owch that sucks.

24788 6

Monday 11 January 2010 2:14

Tarzan is a sexy guy to women?

Erindub 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:15

Well can you blame her?? Really?

the_sodomizer 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:21

Tarzan is half monkey and we all know what sleeping with monkeys leads to... AIDS

kemar7856 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:36

Tarzan was human raised by apes...but better question what is he doing on a ship?

g1user 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:45

at least she didnt cheat on u with simba lol

Bloodrush 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:48

I bet you feel so inadequate now, OP.

CYNNER 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:49

I bet they had crazy monkey sex. ha ha. sucks to be you.

ineedthispen 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:11

Today I found out my boyfriend is leaving to be Tarzan in April...

r_max 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:25

You should go find Snow White and sleep with her. See what your girlfriend thinks of that.

timewarpist 1

Monday 11 January 2010 3:32

More like Jane really, haha

terriibabiiix23 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:26

did you break upp withhh her ?

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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML

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Today, my father had a dream that he'd lost me forever, and the pain was so unbearable, it woke him up. Turns out, the pain he was experiencing was just his bowels and he really needed to take a shit. This is the most affection I've ever received from my father. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

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Today, I was on a date in a fancy restaurant. I tried to show off my skills by ordering our meal in French, since some of the dishes had french-sounding names. The waiter replied in fluent French and I have no idea what he said. FML

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Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

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Today, as I helped my boss set up catering at our café, she was stressing about having enough time for everything when the DJ chimed in with, "Why don't you ask him to help?" It got awkwardly quiet as they looked at me and he realized I was a girl. Then he tried saying, "By him, I mean Jesus." FML

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Today, I had to attend a telephone hearing with my landlord, regarding debt and other things. I spent two weeks getting my defence ready. I was prepared and had so much against him. He dropped all complaints but the debt. I had proof it should be reduced or reassessed. He still won and I can’t afford the payments. FML

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You deserved it 331

Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

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Same thing different taste

Kinda true, though

Caught!

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