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By daragnan - 10/01/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

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By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

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By Ponce de Leon's folly - 08/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML

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By Godwhy - 17/09/2018 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML

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By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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neko_ceko 3

Monday 11 January 2010 1:12

Who can resist Tarzan?

elisabethecstasy 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:13

Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.

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girlslikeboyz 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:32

TARZAN IS CUTE THOUGH....BUT it is till wrong to cheat.

SarcasticAvenger 9

Monday 11 January 2010 3:33

Was his pick up line : "Want to swing from Tarzans vine?" Sorry, I could not resist. Seriously, that sucks man. Sorry to hear.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 11 January 2010 3:41

OP, just wanted to let you know that you weren't given the whole story. Mr. Incredible, Aladdin (me), Simba and the Hunchback of Notre Dame also got a piece. She's very energetic, and a swallower.

MinaXmassacre 0

Monday 11 January 2010 5:48

You wish you were Aladdin. He's Arab anyways.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 11 January 2010 8:21

Being Arabic wasn't a job requirement, nor am I to break out in song at any time. I just do photo ops and **** unfaithful girlfriends (also not a requirement, but what we employed refer to as "perks.")

xXAladdinXx 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:13

Aladdin in da housee No seriously I am... and I'm arab, ALLYBABAANDTHEFORTYTHIEVES

zombieboy_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:42

Well at least she wasn't f*cking Goofy.

CW37 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:43

but if you must know, he didn't even cum inside of her.

TrollTrollTroll 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:04

Tarzan is 1/4 Troll

strangegirl505 7

Monday 11 January 2010 4:09

OMG ahahaha. You all just made my night :D

Deyette 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:14

Screw her, she's s *****.

gobbledegook 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:25

Lol 18 nice hangover spoof xD

guilliano 0

Monday 11 January 2010 4:34

lmao!! well see, in the jungle, there's no rules!

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