By daragnan - 10/01/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
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elisabethecstasy 0

Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.

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Divarhd 2

damn last time I was on the Disney Cruise Tarzan was gay....

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unpossible 26

Send her this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5iIA0yfoNM. It's the Tarzan fail from Fail Blog. She won't like it, but you might get a laugh.

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FireFlie07 20

With reason, have you seen the guys that play Tarzan at Disney??? They're ripped beyond belief and coated in oil for an extra kick. And did I mention the loincloth? Sorry for you, but Kudos to your ex! :)

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cpatrick820 3

Kudos to whoever cheats on you

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chaoscentral 0

Dude that sucks big time. I don't think I'm going to get a better time to use this line though... "For you're information he was a bartender, and he didn't even cum inside of her"

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Fminetoo 0

"im going to get my bartending license" "**** OFF!"

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mk58 31

No 42, he was totally and utterly serious.

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timewarpist 1

Well, I mean Tarzan is handsome, and Tarzan is strong, he's really cute and his hair is long...

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nmcoy 6

and if that wasn't bad enough, he had a big shlong.

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studentwoes 2

Hahahahhaha, this is hilarious, because I know people who worked on both of the Disney Cruise ships last summer, so one of them probably know the Tarzan and "Jane" in question.

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roaminginsomniac 0

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry. Tarzan, dude, Tarzan!

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