By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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celiaeatsballz 0

Funniest FML ever.

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noshitsherlock 0

wow, ******* rednecks. NO SHIT he doesn't want any part of it, IT WAS A ONE NIGHT STAND. How stupid can you be? It's called birth control - controlling whether or not this shit happens, dumbass. Condoms, BC pills, MORNING AFTER PILL - pick one or two

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Viper025 0

lmao YDI for not usin protection in a one night stand!

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The1collector 0

If you can't afford or don't have (ex:condoms, pills, patch, plastic wrap, surgery, garbage bag pieces, etc.) anyway to prevent to prevent pregnancy or STIs, then DON'T HAVE A ONE NIGHTSTAND ! A little common sense will take you a long way.

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nolimits 0

that ship has sailed.....sailed, been torpedoes, and sank to the bottom :(

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athame1983 0

ydi for being a skankass ho and not using protection but if its sooooo tragic just head on down the abortion clinic retard

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nightsrequiem 0

Well...atleast you don't have to go through it alone? *Channeling Eric Idle* Alllwaaays look on the briiiight siiide of life! Do-do do-do do-do dodododo!

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CFR 0

Well...at least you guys are still friends? =S Just say you're lesbians. Why's everyone getting after the girls for not using protection? Douchebags...(no pun intended) it's just as much the guy's fault, a real man would take responsibility for his ******* kids instead of running off.

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mylyfsukswbu 0

you made the decion, but now that you did you have a living baby in theree. you cant have an abortion unless you are okay with murder. same to your friend..

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