By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 774
You deserved it 82 698

Same thing different taste

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You guys are ***** and you deserve it. I hope you get infected with a STD.

YDI, but that is the most intense FML ever, drama-wise.

i cant even chose if this is a ydi or if your life sucks.... i think its just hilarious!!!!!!

Casual sex is all well and good, but you've gotta use protection if you're going to make a habit of it. Adoption and abortion are both valid options that OP and the roommate should at least look into.

ChelseaAnn08 0

You guys had one night stands and didn't use protection and then didn't go out and get Plan B? Sorry OP, but that's a YDI right there.

I'd say the guy is the real winner here. Banged both of you and left the picture. Have fun raising his kids. YDI

Yeah. She's going to have a child she'll love, and he's going to have two child support payments to make each week. Such a winner.

I agree with everyone saying YDI. Don't let every guy that comes by shove his dick in you, that makes you a *****. Can anyone say VD? No wonder he skipped out! If you and your friend are so willing to **** everything, he's probably thinking "Damn, bitches gonna pin them babies on me, when it could be ANYBODY in a 5-mile radius's kids!"

That's entirely baseless and pretty sexist. All you know is the OP had one one-night-stand while the guy had two within a month. Honestly, from the tone of the comments in here the majority of you are hardly better than religious fundamentalists stoning women to death for rape or adultery. I really believe if most of you were raised in a culture where you could get away with this sort of action against women who sleep around, you would without hesitation. Most of these comments are pretty disgusting to read.

expen_dable 0

Non-sequitur- Introducing a totally unrelated thing in an argument. A teen saying promiscuity is gross is totally unrelated to "religious freaks who stoned women for adultery."

I don't think you really get what a non sequitur is... If you want to say it's irrelevant, irrelevant is actually the word you want to use for that. Or were you just looking for an excuse to use an expression you thought would have to be defined for others because you're oh so much smarter? Regardless of your poor wording, it's not really irrelevant. The guy had slept with at least two women in one month. From what the OP has said we can only assume she's slept with the one guy. To imply she is the one acting promiscuously is sexist. My comment saying that if raised in another culture where it could be considered acceptable, the majority of these commenters would most likely revert to that sort of behaviour was not aimed specifically at the person I was replying to, as should be fairly clear from the wording, but the majority of commenters saying ydi/i hope you get aids/kill yourself/ABORT/use a coat hanger/etc.

Actually I think people should be stoned for cheating on their spouses, or at least severely punished otherwise. Don't try to justify this for them just because omg teh porr wominz. They're skanks, through and through. You sleep with THE SAME GUY and don't use protection any sort of protection, then expect the douche to take care of your kids, you are a stupid *****. And I'm certain they both knew it was the same guy at the time of sleeping, which certainly makes them skanky in itself. What do they ******* expect to happen? Nobody gives a shit about the guy's douchebaggery because THEY LET HIM DO IT. Yes, they LET him do it, because he obviously didn't RAPE them. This is completely their fault. You don't do consequential actions then baw about what happened. It is entirely their fault. Is he a douchebag? Of course, of course, nobody here except trolls are saying anything otherwise, but like I said: he didn't rape them, force himself on them in any way. A simple "no" or "**** you, put on that condom" might have solved all their problems, but they didn't do it, did they? They made their beds, time to lie in them. See posts 285, 303, 266

I'm not sure you can really start a comment saying you think people deserve to be stoned for cheating on their spouses and expect to be taken seriously, but I'll pretend you were trying to be taken seriously nonetheless. It's her fault she's pregnant, yes. It's not her fault the guy also slept with her room mate and got her pregnant also, or that the father decided not to take responsibility despite being just as responsible as her. It certainly does not warrant people to scream that they think she must ABORT!/think she must adopt that kid out because her life must fail in every possible way/suicide/dies of aids. I'm very sorry if you think that is even remotely close to being acceptable or justifiable behaviour, especially for the people who know you in real life and have to deal with such judgmental and self righteous hatred.

They CHEATED on their SPOUSE, the person who LOVES and TRUSTS them. You don't think they deserve any punishment whatsoever for betraying someone to satisfy their lusts? And, like I said, I seriously doubt these girls AREN'T stupid little twats, considering they had slept with the SAME guy, UNPROTECTED (it is highly likely a condom breaks twice, or birth control fails twice), and then EXPECT a ONE NIGHT STAND to give a shit about them. This is how one night stands works; you DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE PERSON YOU SLEEP WITH. It's BOTH of their faults for being stupid little twats. There is no way they DON'T deserve this, and I would certainly HOPE those children don't exist or are given up, because that is NO environment for them.

Who cheated? The OP never said she was in a relationship. Or are you just talking about people who cheat in general? If you fall in love with someone else, it's not with bad intention. You can't help who you love, and as miserable as unrequited love can be, it's not a crime to fall out of love with someone. You sound very bitter and jaded. To say they deserve stoned is disgusting, small minded and evil. You can't say how people in one night stands feel about each other. You have no idea. Sure, some of them don't care about each other. But a lot have a mutual understanding that they both want sex and there's no harm in doing something pleasurable or will have a one night stand with a friend, or both just want to take comfort in the act of being with another person in an intimate manner. There is nothing wrong or disgusting about that. Since the OP and her friend both knew him, it is quite likely they had some kind of friendship or relationship prior to sleeping together. The guy had one condom break, it quite possibly had something to do with him putting the condom on incorrectly, and if that was the case it's likely it would happen twice. This would not be the OPs fault. If the guy was a jerk(it would seem he is seeing as he is taking no responsibility), he could have slipped the condom off during sex without the OP knowing. Again, not her fault. The point is, you don't know the situation and enjoying sex and one night stands does not define a person in any way whatsoever. Judging from your bitter small mindedness that is usually present in those often rejected or disappointed in life my guess is the OP is better educated and in a better position to raise children than you are.

[facepalm] ADULTERY is CHEATING ON YOUR SPOUSE. Do not use TERRIBLY IMMORAL actions for your "point" about "fundamentalist crap," especially when you have NO IDEA what you're talking about. That is what I was speaking of. Just divorce if you fall in love with someone else. And you should break up if you're just in a simple relationship (not married), instead of cheating, but there's really no way to punish that and while it is still traitorous, it's not nearly so bad as ADULTERY. I also never said there was nothing wrong or disgusting about one night stands. Don't put words in my mouth (and others') because you're trying to be on some "moral high horse" because they're women. The essential base is this: have sex with a random person for pleasure, not love. One night stands are hardly any more than picking random people off the streets; quite rarely between friends, and, quite obviously, this was no friend, just a random dude from the same bar, if he took off. One probably mentioned how great he was to the other, OR, as I suspect, they had a THREESOME... there was no caring except NOW when they're in trouble. Do you realize how HIGHLY UNLIKELY it is that The condom broke twice, broke in the first place OP did not notice he had no condom on They used condoms in the first place And in any case they COULD have been on birth control, but weren't. And, lol "they're obviously good and educated girls, you're just bitter!" Such a valid and effective argument you present there. Except no, not really.

I never said adultery was anything other than cheating on your spouse... What are you talking about? Do you think you could maybe stop capatalising random words? It just makes your rant sound all the more crazy. I don't think saying that wanting to stone people makes you insane and evil is "fundamentalist crap"(why are we using quotation marks for this btw?). I think you would get a fairly similar response from most people. I'm not on any moral high horse(although coming from someone who wants to stone people I guess I must look pretty high up in terms of morals) just because they're women. If the comments had been directed at the guy saying he should kill himself, die of aids, be sterilized or abort his child with a coat hanger my response would be almost exactly the same. You called them "stupid skanks" and "stupid little *****" and said you hoped their children would never exist. I didn't quote you so I'm not putting words in your mouth(like you did to me at the end of your rant) and I don't think it was a big leap to assume "skanky... stupid little *****" meant you thought they were disgusting on some level. The term "**** buddies" and "friend with benefits" would imply one night stands with friends aren't that uncommon and unless you have some statistical study of why people have one night stands and who with it's pretty baseless to say it's rare and not the OPs case. I very much doubt if she randomly picked up some guy at a bar and had sex with him that she took down his contact details and then recommended him to her friends. That is very far fetched. The OP said her and her friend both had "one night stands"(plural). Not a threesome. I never said a one night stand was about love. I said it could be about a lot of things and none of those things make having a one night stand wrong if they are both consenting adults. It is not unlikely the condom broke twice. Almost all condom failures are due to them being put on incorrectly. Seeing as it is generally the guy putting the condom on it is fair to assume if it broke once due to him putting it on incorrectly that it could easily happen a second time. And like I said above, he could've slipped the condom off while they were having sex without her noticing, as this is something that does happen. I didn't say "they're obviously good and educated girls, you're just bitter!". I said "Judging from your bitter small mindedness that is usually present in those often rejected or disappointed in life my guess is the OP is better educated and in a better position to raise children than you are." That is simply because someone who thinks adultery should result in a stoning can't help but sounding bitter or insane. You're clearly a very hateful person if you think it's OK to stone people so why wouldn't I think the OP is in a better position to raise a child than someone who wants to see people stoned? I never said they were good and educated girls. I simply said my guess was that they were better than you.

sarcdude 3

All three of you, man included, are complete *****. YDI.

JaymeBaby 0

keep the babies, dont keep the babies.. not the point! point is.. youre both nasty. why would yins mess wit the same guy?? theres unwritten rules about that shit.. ew

YDI. Why? Because you could both still get abortions. It's still legal for now, even in Georgia. Because I doubt he broke two condoms. Because I suspect no birth control was used at all, judging by your lack of shock at its failure. Because you may both have STIs, since you're the sort of irresponsible asses that have unprotected sex. I'd put odds on it.