By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 774
You deserved it 82 698

Same thing different taste

Comments

bugmenotmofo 34

lol, you chicks are stupid. Why? Let me guess...having sex with an asshole? That's not the whole story...having unprotected sex with an asshole? That's not the whole story either. Both of you having an unprotected ONE-NIGHT STAND with an asshole, yeah, that's why. Too sad that stupid people like the three of you multiply...however...it's not too late yet for winning the darwin award. Try hard. Please.

ignore the morons on here.. it was just sex. big deal. listen to me: step 1. get an abortion step 2. get back at moron step 3. get a tv sitcom deal with CWTV or likewise about two roomates/best friends being knocked up by the same idiot through one night stands. if you don't do step 3... i just might.

You both deserve this -- please, for the love of God, get abortions before the next generation of low-IQ humans walks the Earth.

you are worried about the children, but want them killed?

OP: have you or your friend ever heard of something called an abortion? or birth control for that matter?

If you think she's spunky, cover ur monkey! :D

"Today I found out I was going to be a father ...... again .... for the second time this week.... Both of the mothers are room-mates :( I left my wallet and cell phone there :( FML!"

YDI, and... Congratulations, I guess. You said you were going to raise the kid, and that's the right thing to do. God Bless!

LOL. This is epic. Go on Oprah or something. Make a sitcom!