Video games, Gamers and Love: Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 104

You deserved it 4 491

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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You deserved it 2 401

By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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You deserved it 12 096

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 123

By Anon - 23/05/2016 10:49 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 230

You deserved it 1 259

By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 249

You deserved it 9 761

By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 419

You deserved it 10 687

Way to be creepy

By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

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You deserved it 40 175

Never forget

By Emma - 17/11/2023 10:00

Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 481

You deserved it 550

By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 010

You deserved it 3 581

anti_average 5

Monday 25 October 2010 23:05

You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O

FFML_314 11

Monday 25 October 2010 23:07

Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.

Comments

SiideWayyz 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 17:50

fail

fuzzy1994 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:28

YDI for letting your wife play halo in the first place.

FlameingDuncecap 3

Monday 1 November 2010 2:53

WTF??!!

iDawgg 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:04

Oh my god! Haha PWN..

Crystallea 1

Thursday 9 December 2010 12:36

"oh yeah, ride my warthog" xP

bibbypower 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:07

ew ew ew!

23JAYMONEY23 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 6:35

COD MW2!!!

momma_jess20 0

Friday 11 March 2011 8:17

she sounds like a chimo. lmao at 10

kevin1811 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:24

lol

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 4:13

You have no life. Google it. (:

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Today, I went to the hospital for severe abdominal pain and nausea. I sat in the waiting room for six hours, just to be told, “We don’t know what’s wrong with you. Try taking Gravol and Tylenol and maybe lay off the fatty foods.” I feel like shit. FML

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Today, I'm gonna have to make the very difficult decision to ask my roommate to get rid of his dogs. They're not only the most disobedient little shits I've ever known, but they're also terrifying my cats. My oldest cat, who has always been pretty chill, quiet, and independent, is now vocal, clingy and nervous. FML

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Today, my husband used our last $2000 to buy himself a motorcycle. It's supposed to "save us a lot on gas money." FML

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