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By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Anon - 23/05/2016 10:49 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

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By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML

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By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

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Way to be creepy

By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

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You deserved it 40 175

Never forget

By Emma - 17/11/2023 10:00

Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML

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You deserved it 550

By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

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anti_average 5

Monday 25 October 2010 23:05

You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O

FFML_314 11

Monday 25 October 2010 23:07

Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.

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tuttu 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:22

Tooo Bad ......... !!!!!!!

nosidam00 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:25

ydi for letting your wife play Halo. stick to dishes and vaccuming.

JpasDa1 2

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:32

this wouldn't have happened if u had been eating her ass like a grown man

mycookiezz 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:49

win

jblover1234 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:32

wow shes a creep..

Peytonlikesme 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:41

Ur wife f*cked me

1664beerbelly 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:45

lol at least you know you have more experience than him. that's always good and your d ck is probably bigger. share your stupididty/knowledge at survivingu. com

dayve 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:46

lmaooo funny

janelly16 7

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:53

your wife is a creeper

Snake867 1

Tuesday 26 October 2010 13:47

god damn your hot!!!

_HeadShot_ 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 6:26

I agree

kalakhoon 1

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:18

lol

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 4:07

Snake, it's called she's posing with her hip out, probably is wearing a push up bra, and booty-shorts. Any girl could do this.

Babushka_Homyak 10

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:55

What's with the pedo FMLs recently?

Daddymo 14

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:24

Call the cops! If it were the other way round you'd be on a list by now.

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