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By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML

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anti_average 5

Monday 25 October 2010 23:05

You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O

FFML_314 11

Monday 25 October 2010 23:07

Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.

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jose1760 1

Monday 25 October 2010 23:17

You should take away her XBOX as punishment!

MissErikaHart 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:57

the wife still has another xbox to play with

kels_409 0

Monday 25 October 2010 23:27

Wow thats awesome. She's definately a winner. :/

_rockaholic_ 0

Monday 25 October 2010 23:27

Wow, where did you buy such a wife??

chloec16 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 14:58

win

caseyc 0

Monday 25 October 2010 23:30

COUGAR ON THE PROWL!!

marvin_fml 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 13:42

You spelled paedophile wrong.

LiveLoveLacrosse 6

Saturday 25 August 2012 8:26

oh the irony

LeeRichie 0

Monday 25 October 2010 23:30

hahaha

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 25 October 2010 23:39

How I imagine a hookup in a Halo chatroom: WIFE: 20/f/us wanna cyber? (LIES!!) KID: 24/m/us ok ;) (LIES!!!!!!) HUSBAND: D: KID: LOL all your wife are belong to us XD. WIFE: KID, I will now ****. HUSBAND, GTFO. RANDOM PERSON: OMG PWNED!

wwerulez14 6

Monday 25 October 2010 23:51

^ Win.

pheonix_flash 7

Monday 15 April 2013 0:15

That made absolutely no sense

Zacham 5

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:13

Damn...

Selena_is_back 7

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:18

You sir, have a child molester wife.

taylorr14 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:45

agreed !

Sparx1_1 16

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:20

My only question is - did she know this kid was only 14. If no, then no more video games and see if you can save your marriage. If yes, then leave now and take the x-box with you.

zoroaster74 1

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:22

You have a wife that plays Halo? Lucky!!

FYLwindowlicker 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:08

Agreed!

duhh10 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 3:22

I wish my boyfriend would let me play sometime...I was a big gamer before he moved in now he took over my xbox and doesn't like split screening haha yay. dude lots of girls play video games if u let them haha

justanotherbird 19

Tuesday 26 October 2010 4:06

Wow, I definitely wouldn't let my bf ruin my gaming like that. Don't be a wimp, stand up and take back your gaming!

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