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By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Anon - 23/05/2016 10:49 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

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By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML

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By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

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You deserved it 10 687

Way to be creepy

By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

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You deserved it 40 175

Never forget

By Emma - 17/11/2023 10:00

Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML

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You deserved it 550

By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 010

You deserved it 3 581

anti_average 5

Monday 25 October 2010 23:05

You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O

FFML_314 11

Monday 25 October 2010 23:07

Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.

Comments

morganhchs 5

Tuesday 26 October 2010 6:54

Cougar

StJimmy117 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:07

I do not believe this is true

Blaw023 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:19

Girls who play videogames are sexy

grumpypanda117 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:21

hey, at least it wasn't a 14 year old kid on CoD

burnforyou 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:25

Hahaha

Endless 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:36

mmmmm Halo sex ;)

iltby 3

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:46

That's sick.

ohgosh_noooo 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 8:06

that's gross.

maagz 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 9:43

Wow, that is wrong in so many ways, report her dirty ass to the police! ;/

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 4:16

Your really pretty. *No ****!*

LOLSWAT 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 10:10

fake. this was on the news years ago.

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Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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Today, I was finishing a conversation with my husband. His phone rang, but he didn't take it. He said, "No, the guy said he was going to call me at 11:30 and it's 11:36. I'll call him in 3 minutes." It was then I realized that I have been the subject of this type of petty control for over 30 years. FML

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Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML

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Today, I fucked up by clicking on my ex's new partner's stories while deep-diving into their Instagram. Now they know I'm still lurking in the shadows of their social media because they can see who viewed their stories, and I can feel the judgment radiating through the screen. FML

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Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML

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Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

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Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

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