Money: Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy'...

By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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By WayToGoDaddyHo - 08/07/2015 06:17 - United States - Beaverton

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By adam - 05/12/2015 14:54 - Czech Republic

Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis, bought a Mercedes, along with having a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive, until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 18:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By fox_at_heart - 30/09/2016 02:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML

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By FATS DOMINO - 20/10/2011 15:39 - United States

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

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By sugar baby24 - 28/06/2019 14:12

Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML

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By usmcgirl - 18/11/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 23:29 - Canada

Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML

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Sunday 7 March 2010 9:10

oh my god, I would effing flip

DeadHorseman 11

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:13

time to emancipate

Comments

jenben1427 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:10

HEY, OP! If I were you, after talking with a lawyer about how to get the money back, with interest, I would ask my lawyer what he knows about tax law. Sugar Daddy might need to answer to the IRS, as well as you. Just make sure you get *your* money before they go after him.

icanfmlalldaylon 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:44

I know! go and throw all of his stuff outta the house and shred his clothes! :d

DeservedIt 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:29

I wonder if you could kill that girl and claim self-defense. If something happened and you needed expensive surgery/treatment but couldn't pay for it because you have no education, then she would be responsible for your death. Technically, would that defense work? It would be great if it did.

flufffypants 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:52

fake it's unreal for something like that

Sebzay 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:35

Sue his ass.

fmlsoobad 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:51

YDI for saying sugar daddy

twinscrplayer6 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:04

i love the op's name. uneducated really fits the bill lol.

lovergirl7 1

Tuesday 9 March 2010 20:29

wow your so called " father" is a ******* doucher and I would spend his retirement money

xxbadassbitchxx 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 15:46

when shes all alone,grab her by the f*cking hair and yank that bitch!!! SUE HIM!

pawpaw1995 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:08

Try your best to get to college, then when you've graduated (If you manage to get money to pay for college) wait till you have enough money to buy a new house and if he comes to get money from you, tell him to go to hell. If he says that you should support him, tell him you have no father coz that's not how a real father behaves. Once his 'sugar baby' doesn't recieve any more money and gifts from your dad, she'll leave him. That will teach that mother f***er!