Money: Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy'...

By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML

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By WayToGoDaddyHo - 08/07/2015 06:17 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML

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By adam - 05/12/2015 14:54 - Czech Republic

Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis, bought a Mercedes, along with having a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive, until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 18:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By fox_at_heart - 30/09/2016 02:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML

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By FATS DOMINO - 20/10/2011 15:39 - United States

Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML

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By sugar baby24 - 28/06/2019 14:12

Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML

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By usmcgirl - 18/11/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 23:29 - Canada

Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML

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Sunday 7 March 2010 9:10

oh my god, I would effing flip

DeadHorseman 11

Sunday 7 March 2010 9:13

time to emancipate

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GermanySucks 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 12:12

Is the 20 year old pretty smokin' hot then?

astro_plastic 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 12:13

Because that's what's important in all of this. FAIL.

xHollowx 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 12:33

Why the **** would anyone say "You deserved it". People are ******* retarded. Oh. And sorry about your money.

astro_plastic 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 13:04

xhollowx, meet the internet. internet, meet xhollowx.

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 7 March 2010 12:51

Wow, you really should find some way to screw your dad over for that, no one deserves to have their savings taken away from them. Whether or not you were saving money from jobs you had or if you were saving your pocket money. I think you need a new father figure in your life, for that man's not got his priorities right. If I were you, I'd disown him, because that'd be better for you, and there's a remote possibility it'll upset him too, which is an added bonus. And certainly get his name removed from your savings account, or change the access info or whatever.

perdix 29

Sunday 7 March 2010 13:20

He didn't WASTE your college fund, he invested it wisely in a very attractive retirement plan. The standard model of giving your life savings to the healthcare industry as you slowly rot and having your greedy, parasitic offspring pick through what's left after you are gone is losing popularity. Dying at 51 after a year a strenuously ******* a hot, young chick is a much better way to go!

onnielief 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 20:10

Perdix, as always your comment made my day!

smarties25 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:31

dude that's juss plain sad!

dsegui4 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 14:14

omg I would soooo f***ing kill him!!! that's so not right

frostie 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:18

Ask him to pay you back every penny or sue him. He has no right to touch your money thats rightfully yours. His selfishness ****** you over. This is something you should expect from a stranger or a fraud, but not from someone who you call 'family'.

lolwtfwasthat 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:27

I'd break his neck and kill his hoe too

ash92_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:29

that is seriously ****** up. like college funds? he does know that you could end up not being able to afford college, and end up working at wall mart for the rest of your life; all for one month of sex? ****.