Work: Today, I found out that my boss of 2 years not only doesn't know...

By hmdge1 - 10/06/2015 03:21 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, I found out that my boss of 2 years not only doesn't know my name, but calls me "Jew hair" behind my back because of my natural ringlets. This man determines all of my career progression. FML

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By hairdresser - 09/03/2013 09:05 - Australia

Today, my boss told me that, while he respects the fact that I have my own style, I have to stop wearing "that hideous wig" because apparently, it "makes the clientele uncomfortable". I don't have a wig. It's my natural hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

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Nice meeting you

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML

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By DingusGinger - 21/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML

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By duko3000 - 06/06/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, I found out the reason I can't get a job. My previous employer didn't know my name, so when places I applied to called there for a reference, my boss said he had no recollection of me working there. FML

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Who am I?

By lonergirl - 18/02/2015 12:35 - Australia

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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By LynzG - 01/02/2011 05:56

Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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AyeJay101 25

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:44

Quit. Why stay with a boss/company if they can't even remember your name and on top of calling you some sort of racial slur.

colton_colton 49

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:44

call him by the wrong name then

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BananaCoconutty 26

Wednesday 10 June 2015 19:14

My friends call me "Jew Boy" because of my curly hair

Bragi 12

Wednesday 10 June 2015 19:45

Why are you complaining, OP, when you just found out you own him?

imbedderdenu 23

Wednesday 10 June 2015 20:17

bahahahahahahahahha I'm sorry but that's hilarious

inolongercare 19

Wednesday 10 June 2015 20:18

I LOVE curly hair. You are super lucky to have it. Be proud of those ringlets!

habibexpress 5

Wednesday 10 June 2015 21:30

Lol. Jew hair.

wanderer_alone 8

Wednesday 10 June 2015 21:33

Report him to hr

SarinThunderCat 4

Thursday 11 June 2015 0:54

Wow rude

boats75 4

Thursday 11 June 2015 2:11

Sounds like a lawsuit is justified

hayley_kate 11

Thursday 11 June 2015 4:36

I'm always forgotten at work, I just kinda sit in the back and do dishes. He forgot that I was even there, and then sent me home an hour after I was supposed to go home. XD