By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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thoughtcriminal7 3

Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.

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MrBoredGuy 1

don't ever get a vibrator...

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Scooter42 15

Thats pathetic. Dump him before he goes ' fear' on you. I know you're too young its a movie with mark wahlberg.

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JOURNEYTHEBEAST 0

put a camera inside the bear. he will like it then!!

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Hollywood_Envy 0

that's funny...childish and immature yea, but still funny...

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LaGuera7426 0

seriously, RUN. he doesn't respect your possessions...soon he will do something to you.

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OfficeNinja 5

wow. I'm pretty sure "death glaring" at a stuffed toy out of jealousy is one of the signs someone might have a tendency towards extreme serial killer type violence. that or you need to date an adult, one who is not threatened by a stuffed animal.

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SteelCladAngel 0

yeaahhh he's completely psycho. O.O I'd back out before he starts slapping /you/ around

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BADDiam 4

may i know wtf is on yr screen profile ?

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SteelCladAngel 0

lol yes, a cinnamon roll the beat ive ever made. :)

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camelspanker69 0

I do the exact same thing.. oh wait never mind I'm not 2.

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