By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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thoughtcriminal7 3

Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.

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MrBoredGuy 1

don't ever get a vibrator...

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tayza249 20

Wow.. I'd hate to imagine what he'd do if he found you in bed with another guy o.O

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ReynshineCutting 10

Well if he did she would totally deserve whatever he did.

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Kayleeemariee 0

If hes joking, i think thats kibda cute. but a bit wierd if hes serious.

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rhysfucker 24

if he growls or bites at the toy, that means they will never be friends, and they will each need their own crate. if he pisses on the toy, then it's a territorial thing and you should let them work it out...either way, don't reward bad behavior from eithervthe boyfriend or toy.

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MyLifeFailsz 0

Try humping the stuffed toy in front of ypur boyfriend. It should solve the problem.

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KasaraEm13 12

Sounds like something mine would do. FOurLives, eh?

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TiffanyMarie1240 4

is he kidding or trying to be funny? seriously that's sad and creepy...

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MeyMeyChan 6

If that stuffed animal is Pedo Bear.. Then your boyfriend's doing the right thing. Cause you never know what happens in your sleep. If not.. Then your boyfriend better be careful 'cause that stuffed animal could roll back out from under the bed and go ninja on him.

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