By MaHalKiTa - 23/07/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML
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A7X_LoVeee 10

He's gotta stay entertained somehow

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nixter5 18

Talk about dropping bombs....

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WoshJinchell93 11

how old is he? 12?

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kelovath 8

Well you gotta fight for the Royal Throne and the Golden Scroll right? ;)

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Sdlidner 0

I like to think of it as me slaying the white dragon.

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xGraycloud 4

That's why it's FML. There are plenty of posts that are worse than this.

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cumverg 0

I think the feces dropping in the water sounds better than 30 Seconds to Mars. FYL

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drewfus2 6

You, sir, are a fool.

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emmanizzer 6

Agreed. If you're gonna poop along to a song, might as well be that one, right?

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carrotgenocide 13

Is this 30 seconds to mars or Ill Nino? Because it matters, greatly.

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roadkill223 0

I think they meant "War" by Sick Puppies. Neither of those bands you listed are worth anyone's time.

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drewfus2 6

You, Mr. roadkill223, are a fool. You are, however, entitled to your opinion, worthless and foolish as it may be. Good day, sir.

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ktopel2495 5

sounds like something my brother would do. hes almost 19. i feel ur pain

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