By MaHalKiTa - 23/07/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML
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Same thing different taste

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A7X_LoVeee 10

He's gotta stay entertained somehow

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nixter5 18

Talk about dropping bombs....

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scene_girlie 0

lmfao. FYL thanks for the laugh :)

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lmaoatall 6

he's a master at dropping turdpedos. fire at will...

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Sweej 1

Hmm, interesting. Are the smaller dumps like "Grenade incoming!" & the bigger dumps like "nuclear bomb inbound!"

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schaflava 0

Smile Empty Butthole?

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TheOtherMakona 0

lol Sick Puppies are just that freakin awesome.

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Steve95401 49

Is your boyfriend Beavis or Butt-head?

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allmidnighteyes 10

does he aim his poop to the corresponding lyrics when the chorus kicks in? TO THE RIIIIGHT TO THE LEEEFT WE WILL POOOOO TO THE DEAAATH

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SPC117 5

Well at least that's better than stairway to heaven!

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I_Love_FML12345 3

so when you walk by the bathroom. you hear musical poop.?

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