Geek: Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war"... - FML

By MaHalKiTa - 23/07/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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Goldfinger

By Anonymous - 24/07/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML

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It's a gas gas gas

By Dani - 28/11/2011 12:34 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By ordinaryday - 22/05/2012 12:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:05

He's gotta stay entertained somehow

nixter5 18

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:06

Talk about dropping bombs....

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CCrunner2 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:11

wow

ILoveDaWorld 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:21

I like your pic it's funny

Schnyduh 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:13

that's weird

detab 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:13

how did u figure that out

tyty22796 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:16

seriously! lmao

dasfro 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:14

I laughed so hard when i read this. Its a guy thing, maybe not to that extreme but it is a guy thing.

leprechaun23 15

Saturday 23 July 2011 19:01

I play my gameboy color wen I'm on the crapper

TheSchizoPsycho 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:45

I watch YouTube when I'm on my throne. bow down to YouTube.

electricmaster 0

Monday 25 July 2011 3:55

Hey, speak for yourself ._.

jordankeener 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:40

that it is... I listen to tonight I'm ****** you by Enrique Iglesias when I shit lmao

Saltime 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:15

So, when he has a big one... "RPG INCOMING!"

smurfsarwales 9

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:23

you know that if he's a long time in the bathroom, he's probably using extended mags

dirtyhobo95 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:46

^ couldn't have said it any better myself. *thumbs up*

kikilaughsatyou 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 10:03

HAHAHAHAHA

sixspades 0

Friday 23 December 2011 6:16

I was personally thinking nuke

Bigorangebastard 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:15

Bah ha that's ******* hilarious and can't see how this really effects your life. Live a little some people entertain themselves on the toilet, it can get pretty boring in there. LOL!

niceNnerdy 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:22

She probably passes the bathroom and hears airplanes shooting.

EmilyFelton98 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:15

Lol xD Beware Of The Stink Bombs

scene_girlie 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:17

that's nice, loll.

middletin 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:17

your boyfriend is awesomeyour boyfriend is awesome

qzzpm07 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 17:50

how is he awesome? that's weird..

tromboneroo 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 18:25

sarcasm derp

drewfus2 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 7:04

Please form coherent thoughts before spewing them onto the internet. Thank you.

mj4life 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 16:18

hehehehe

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