By coolcocoxxx - 25/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML
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coolcocoxxx 12

For anyone wondering, he didn't get the cookies. And it was before he started flirting with me... His birthday was coming up soo

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Top comments

heytrollhey 12

The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.

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racerapj 10

Better get started on those cookies ^_^

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Comments

supportcommand 17

Make the best damn cookies you can. It will be impossible to resist you after a plateful of warm, moist chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and don't forget the milk.

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klx125cross 9

Bake him cookies..... Get him drunk again and film the video

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laden_swallow09 34

Then it'll end up on the Tosh.0 show when he gets so drunk that he literally tosses his cookies. Not a good idea.

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jetsown08 21

51- "literally" going to toss his cookies? So he's going to pick up some freshly baked cookies and hurl them as far as he can?

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fight4rocknroll 0

He's a keeper.

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LittleGreenPaola 23

I think he likes you, but maybe doesn't know that you like him too. He's probably embarassed and shy, so he's pretending not to remember. Spend some time together, bake those cookies and tell him about your feelings!

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erinchick1 7

Get him drunk again and record the whole thing and play it back to him. After all drunken rambling is really coherent thoughts spoken out loud. Good luck!

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immaMonsta 8

So make him his cookies...? This is serious, you don't play around with cookies.

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DocBastard 38

The beer goggles are powerful. They can make you seem much hotter than you really are. But baking cookies is a great idea! Even if he doesn't ask you out, you still have cookies! And cookie dough! Make sure it's chocolate chip, not that nasty oatmeal raisin bullshit.

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tpike1296 11

Oatmeal raisin cookies: the worst thing to happen to cookies, ever. Those damn raisins look like chocolate chips. **** anyone who bakes those.

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Enslaved 36

What about white chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies? Or does white chocolate not count as real chocolate?:P

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Voldy_fml 16

Cookies are cookies! Who can forget that?

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