By coolcocoxxx - 25/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 813
You deserved it 3 153

coolcocoxxx tells us more.

For anyone wondering, he didn't get the cookies. And it was before he started flirting with me... His birthday was coming up soo

Top comments

heytrollhey 12

The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.

Better get started on those cookies ^_^

Comments

Actually the fastest way is through his chest... Cookies just don't come with all the other problem...

nic1183 2

He is either shy or he is a jerk!

If you're gonna remember one thing, it will always be the cookies.

perdix 29

The solution is obvious: 1. Buy milk, eggs, flour, sugar, chocolate chips, baking powder, whiskey and a gold ring. 2. Mix first six ingredients well, put 1" drops on a greased cookie sheet and bake for 12 minutes at 350F. 3. Present cookies and whiskey to crush. 4. When he is passed-out drunk, put on the ring and invite your families to celebrate your surprise wedding. 5. ???? 6. Profit YWIA

I did it all for the nookie, c'mon The nookie, c'mon So you can take that COOKIE And stick it up your yeah! Stick it up your yeah! Stick it up your yeah!

Oh Limp Bizkit and their surprisingly applicable song lyrics.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Get to baking!

CettinaMarie 4

Ah, sounds like something my boyfriend would say. Forget about all the nice things he has said to me but will remember anything that has to do with food. LOL

skyeyez9 24

Tell him you don't remember anything about baking him cookies.