By coolcocoxxx - 25/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML
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coolcocoxxx 12

For anyone wondering, he didn't get the cookies. And it was before he started flirting with me... His birthday was coming up soo

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Top comments

heytrollhey 12

The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.

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racerapj 10

Better get started on those cookies ^_^

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zandalee 19

Get into that kitchen and make some cookies then! ;)

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Krirn 21

How did you find out that he didn't remember? Cause I can only imagine how awkward it would be asking "Do you remember calling me beautiful, saying you liked me, or any of the other romantic things you said last night?"

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aaronfuegopop 7

Usually guys say that for sex. But cookies though... Seems legit

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shutterbug1190 14

Well you know what they say, drunken words reveal true thoughts and feelings thanks to the liquid courage. Plus the way to a man heart is through his stomach... so bake those cookies! :)

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MrHotShot22 6

Maybe you should put whatever you slipped into his drink in those cookies lol

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JessieLoren 5

Go and bake those cookies! What drunk people say is their sober thoughts! (:

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livenatso 10

Maybe he's just pretending not to remember.

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