Kids: Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural...

By orangechicken - 16/04/2012 22:00 - United States - New Hudson

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML

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Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:49

I don't blame her for watching Supernatural. Jensen Ackles is HOT.

DrDilllonReese 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:25

At least you didn't catch her listening to One Direction and Justin Bieber, and reading Twilight.That's the ultimate level of brain-dead.

Comments

BlackDragon76 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 16:46

Watching the X Files will help get fit in? Where do you live, the 90's?

ClosetTroll 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 16:54

Sleep on the floor if you can't take your child's kicks.

unlikexthexrest 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:15

Why exactly is Supernatural making her a brain dead conformist? What kind of parent are you exactly? Well obviously she needs to fit in since you're a judgmental nut bag.

mimiame 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:31

Those r great shows!!!!!

nightowl713 25

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:32

Super Natural is the best :) Dean is very attractive... Totally worth nightmares!

BritLass 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:48

Supernatural kicks ass, along with your daughter apparently ;)

eyecon502 13

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:05

X-Files? What decade is it? Or am I unaware of some new trend?

Devious_Wombat 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:25

Interesting way to become a conformist.

BroeCell 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:18

So what ? You think she will change her belief and become attracted to the occult ? Gosh ... You are lame. Better tell her not to watch the reality tv shows like big brother or jersey shore and so on. These things melt your brain. Beside my parents forced me to watch Steven Kings IT when i was 6. And i still hate clowns. The more you say no the more the kids will do it. There are more dangerous things outside. Be good parent and think ahead and adapt to the world. Time isnt standing still and you have adjust. Dont forget your child doesnt think the same way as you do and never will.