By orangechicken - 16/04/2012 22:00 - United States - New Hudson

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML
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NiveaKK 9

I don't blame her for watching Supernatural. Jensen Ackles is HOT.

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DrDilllonReese 12

At least you didn't catch her listening to One Direction and Justin Bieber, and reading Twilight.That's the ultimate level of brain-dead.

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kileypalmer 0

Peer pressure.. That sucks. Well is she fitting in now?

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zayn_malik 4

Haha.. I used to kick my mom too when I slept in her bed!!! Who else? :)

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gooberz69 0

I never slept with my mom perv. Jk lulz

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Your attempt to look cool just made me give out my biggest facepalm on FML for a dumb comment.

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mintcar 9

Just make sure you're controlling what she's watching online and on T.V. That's all.

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alexup24 13

Exactly how old is OP's daughter? Anyone else wondering?

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mars13_fml 8

And that is one reason why you shouldn't have kids or at least keep track of what your kid is doing

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un1corns 15

Because her daughter watched a show that ended up scaring her, OP shouldn't be a parent? That makes so much sense..

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mars13_fml 8

Sorry I meant one reason I'm not having kids. It didn't come out right when I typed it, sorry :/

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Cad6 24

Kid's these days want a little more from their parents...maybe a bit too much more.

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immaMonsta 8

Not as far as I know, but it's on Netflix

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EnterSandman_fml 20

There are also repeats on BBC America. I used to love that show as a kid.

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2oc 5

That wincest meme or whatever it is will never be funny. Please just let it disappear...

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